you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
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