Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I woke up this morning in a strange bed with a kid with an accent playing with my feet.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
Randomize
