Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
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