people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
Oh my god. I opened up my microwave and there was a pile of bacon in it. It's like my mother knew I'd be hungover.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
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