Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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