two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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