I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
Randomize
