Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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