Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
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