I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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