quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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