he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
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