have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
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