I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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