Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
Randomize
