real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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