id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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