you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Woke up in a pool of alcohol sweat. Probably could wring out my sheets and make a decent cocktail.
I feel like one of those toads that you lick to get high or find a prince.... cept when you lick me you find a drunk whore.
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
I'm always down for nudity.
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