I just saw a hot homeless man
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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