We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
I just had a girl text me from knoxville "come see me. we'll go for drinks and I can make you breakfast"
how do you like your eggs?
over tits
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
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