Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
I feel like the only phrases I can clearly speak while drunk consist of: i'm fucking drunk, chug, and shots
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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