Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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