I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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