we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
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