I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
stop calling my apartment porn island.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
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