How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
Last night when we were having sex he put the condom on backwards the first time. While he was putting the second one on I blew up the first one, made it into a balloon and hit him in the head with it. I think we're over the honeymoon stage.
Randomize
