dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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