i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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