real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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