I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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