I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
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