I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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