i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
I'm experimenting with sincerity
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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