On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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