The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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