what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
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