i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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