do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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