big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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