She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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