Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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