I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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