I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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