You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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