she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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