what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
You ruined the universe
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