If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Randomize
