yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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