Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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