We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
only you would photoshop your dick
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
We don't watch enough power rangers
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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