I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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