All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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