your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
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